Emo's dead, but at one time many people liked emo. Emo was really popular in the village and would bed a different girl each night. Then one day Emo slayed the evil Dragon named Allegra, and many kids with allergies were pissed. This bolted Emo to a heightened new popularity that resulted in many various homosexual relationships with invidividuals ranging from Monica Lewinsky to Kurt Vonnegut. Nobody is quite certain how MTV mistook Chris Carraba for such a heroic figure, but Emo died of smoking related cancers last fall.
We will miss Emo, a lot.